Send it

For the friend flying out, or flying home

Have a terrible trip.

Friend goin Vegas. You stay home wit da H-1.

Your friend’s flying to Vegas, the mainland, Japan, or home to visit family. You’re staying put. Send them a pail of travel misfortunes.

Send the jealousy · $24.99
  • Add their flight date
  • Ships straight to them at launch
  • Free to reserve, free to cancel
Illustration of a traveler sitting on a packed suitcase, smiling at a fortune slip and holding a takeout pail.
Illustration. The real pail is plain white with a removable sticker. Photos coming soon.
Bummah in full panic with both hands up and one slipper flying off.

Where dey goin?

Pick a place for a taste. These are website previews. The ones in the pail are a surprise.

  • A ‘resort fee’ will appear at checkout. You never saw the resort.
  • The ‘short walk’ to the next casino will be a mile. Indoors.
  • No mo clock in da casino. Yo phone goin tell you da truth.
  • You will wear your one hoodie every day. In every photo.
  • You will search three states for a decent plate lunch.
  • No mo rice cooker at da rental. You goin miss um.
  • The train station has too many exits. You will pick the wrong one.
  • You will buy omiyage for the whole office. Your suitcase will object.
  • Everyone you love will want to see you the same Saturday.
  • You will eat plate lunch twice before you leave the airport.
  • Da plane wen land. Da H-1 stay waiting fo you.
  • Your carry-on will be exactly one pound over at the counter.
  • Your phone will change time zones. Your appetite won’t.

One lucky cookie in every pail, marked with a yellow dot. We won’t spoil it.

Bummah mid double take, cracked open with a fortune slip poking out, eyes wide.

When do they fly?

Pick a date and we’ll do the math. You do the jealousy.

What’s in the pail

  • 12travel misfortunes
    Gentle junk luck for the road.
  • Bummah smiling under a little sun with sparkles: the lucky cookie. 1lucky cookie
    A nice one, marked with a yellow dot.
  • 13cookies, each individually wrapped.

Ships straight to them at launch. No prices in the pail.

Have a Terrible Trip

Concept art of “Have a Terrible Trip”: a takeout pail with a teal and yellow sun-and-wave print beside a beach towel, slippers, sunscreen and a luggage tag. The real pail is plain white. Props not included. Concept art
Made for jealous friends

Travel misfortunes for the friend flying out without you: Vegas, the mainland, or home to visit.

$24.99
13 cookies of travel junk luck in one takeout pail
Reserve now · $24.99

Free to reserve, free to cancel. Reserving takes an email, not a card.

Have a Terrible TripTravel junk luck · 13 cookies
Reserve now · $24.99
First batch · pre-launch

Reserve their pail

Our first batch hasn’t shipped yet, so this is a reservation, not an order. Free to reserve, free to cancel: no card, no payment. We’ll email you a checkout link first.

Nothing is charged today. Free to cancel.